Whitney Rose’s White Puff Sleeve Top With Lisa

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2 Episode 5 Fashion

While Whitney Rose is constantly seeking some sort of approval from frenemy Lisa Barlow, she definitely has ours with her white puff sleeve top in this scene. Which in accordance with her zodiac sign (love that they talked astrology!) is totally perfect for a Sag Libra who likes to have fun.

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Originally posted at: Whitney Rose’s White Puff Sleeve Top

A few days ago, I went to my gym and headed for one of two empty rowing machines only to be stopped by a young man of sub-average fitness. He and his buddy had corralled three sets of lighter weights (the ones most popular in a gym), both rowing machines, and one of the gym’s two step boxes – virtually their own little gym within a gym at the busiest hours of the day. 

He pointed to one of the rowing machines and said, “We’re using that.” To which I replied as if only confirming the obvious, “I’m sorry. I’m using this machine.” then nonchalantly strapped in and adjusted my music. The two looked at each other in astonishment, then with resignation returned to their work out.

My point is that an old woman can get away with almost anything. What were they going to do? Whine to management that they’d been bullied by a 64-year old woman? Beat me up?

Invisibility or Superpower

I’m always puzzled by women who say they feel invisible (as if that’s a bad thing). I’ve never felt that way. In fact, I feel like a superhero constantly trying to control a terrible power.

I’m only a few years away from becoming a master shoplifter, drifting in and out of my favorite retail stores and coasting into tony bars to prepare my own cocktails. What others may call invisibility, I view as absolute sovereignty, dominion over my domain.

Just Another Bus Ride… I Think Not!

Denver’s Sixth Street Mall Ride takes tourists the length of Denver’s most popular tourist area. Every type of person uses it, as the street is closed to cars. Last year, a tall, well-built youngish man boarded right in front of where I sat. He had a sentence tattooed across his forehead in script. Mesmerized, and thinking it had to say something pretty damn profound, I squinted trying to read it. 

Abruptly, he aggressively said to me, “What are you staring at?” to which I unthinkingly responded, not unkindly, “Dude. You have writing across your face. Do you think people won’t try to read it?” (and wondering… if he only wanted to read it himself, shouldn’t he have had it tattooed backwards?)

Those who heard the exchange broke out laughing and he stomped off at the next stop. Would a young man have gotten away with my remark? Likely not so easily.

Do You Feel Special Like a Greek Goddess?

Among the Greek pantheon (the twelve Olympians), you’ll find almost as many scary-powerful goddesses as gods. Unlike our gods, Greek gods and goddesses are imperfect. They get jealous, insult each other, enact revenge, create art and inspire war.

Several goddesses, such as Hera and Demeter are depicted as mature women. Both priests and priestesses also interpreted oracles at sacred oracle sites like Delphi. Many priestesses either had to be virgins or past menopause.

Exuding Power

When I am in Richmond, Virginia, I like to go to a particular yoga studio in a rising industrial area. The front desk is manned by the usual lithe, peaceful young men and women you expect in a yoga studio.

I’ve never done or said anything memorable or fussed at them. The booking process is online. When checking in with everyone else a few minutes before class, I notice that, unlike anyone else in line, they always call me by my name. Clearly, they feel the power.

While our sexual allure may diminish with age (or does it?), never forget in other ways we are at the height of our powers, powers with which I find few people are willing to mess. If anything, the struggle is one of remaining at once both a wise as well as a beneficent goddess.

Have you been feeling invisible after 60? Or do you take this as your superpower? What funny stories can you share where you’ve gotten away with pretty much anything?

Lisa Barlow’s Black Logo Phone Case With Whitney

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2 Episode 5 Fashion

While we unfortunately cannot have access to the juicy contents of Lisa Barlow’s phone (unless screenshots happen to be posted on social media), we can however have her super chic black logo phone case. Which in true BBH fashion we have gin-erously linked down below so that you can go claim it as yours.

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Originally posted at: Lisa Barlow’s Black Logo Phone Case

Whitney Rose’s Black Animal Print Shirt With Jennie

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2 Episode 5 Fashion

In a town of beauties and beasts, there’s only one wild Rose. And apparently zero left of Whitney Rose’s wild black animal print shirt from this week’s episode of RHOSLC, however we’ve included some Style Stealers below that’ll still definitely have you feeling ready to pounce.

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Faryn

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Originally posted at: Whitney Rose’s Black Animal Print Shirt

Jennie Nguyen’s Black Blazer Jumpsuit With Whitney

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2 Episode 5 Fashion

She understood the assignment! On this week’s episode of RHOSLC newbie Jennie Nguyen showed up to lunch with Whitney looking amazinggg in this fitted black blazer jumpsuit. Which I think we can all (well, minus her husband Duy) agree definitely works to support her argument of why she should not get pregnant again. 

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Faryn

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Originally posted at: Jennie Nguyen’s Black Blazer Jumpsuit