Month: March 2025
The Beanie Baby Debacle: My Brush with Valulosis
I recently listened to a podcast about the Beanie Baby craze of the 1990s, and it triggered a memory so bizarre, it’s part of an urban legend – except it happened to me.
In the mid-90s, I was a third-grade teacher with a classroom full of kids and, naturally, a collection of stuffed animals for silent reading time. One Christmas, a student’s parent gave me an incredible gift: the original nine Ty Beanie Babies, including “Spot Without a Spot,” which made collectors swoon. At the time, I knew nothing of it. They were adorable, sure, but I cut the tags off and tossed them into the classroom pile.
Later, when I had a child of my own, and I had moved to the 4th grade, these Beanie Babies came home with me. My son buried them in the sandbox, shot them with rubber darts, and gave them the childhood they deserved. They were well-loved, but I assumed that was the end of their story.
The Creepy Mall Showdown
Fast forward a few years later, and Beanie Baby mania had reached its pinnacle. Stories of these little stuffed animals selling for thousands of dollars made the news. I went to the library to do research and realized I had the nine originals mocking me from all around my house. Curious – and hopeful – I decided to get them appraised at a “Beanie Baby Event” at our local mall.
The event was as creepy as it sounds. A makeshift setup of folding tables, dim lighting, and chain-smoking dealers greeted me as I dumped my well-loved pile of Beanie Babies onto a card table. The room went silent.
The man behind the table inspected the tush tags (yes, tush tags are a thing) and accused me of counterfeiting them. And here I thought I couldn’t even sew a straight line! “Spot Without a Spot” alone was worth $2,000, and owning the full set of originals was beyond suspicious. I stood there, holding my plastic bag, feeling like I’d wandered into a crime ring.
I was scared, and as I turned to leave, I noticed a woman lurking at a table by the pretzel kiosk, puffing on a cigarette, eyes boring into me. She followed me to the exit, and before I could decide if I was about to get mugged, she whispered, “I’ll give you $1,200 for the bag. No questions asked.”
Taking the Couch and Running
This was long before the days of Venmo and PayPal, so when she pulled out a check, I panicked. But before handing over my precious, slightly sand-encrusted Beanie Babies, I looked up her name and address in a nearby phone book (remember those?). She was legit, so I handed over the bag, took the check, and never looked back.
I used that $1,200 to buy a new couch, which seemed like the most adult thing to do at the time. Because nothing says responsible decision-making like cashing in stuffed animals for living room furniture. It wasn’t until later that I realized the whole ordeal had sparked a dangerous case of Valulosis.
When Valulosis Strikes
After the Beanie Babies, I started looking at everything in my house through the warped lens of potential value. A scratched Lionel Richie record? A priceless vinyl! A chipped teapot from my Teeny Grandma? A rare collectible! Maybe I had judged my parents for hoarding their “treasures,” but here I was, wandering my house like an auctioneer, convinced I was sitting on a goldmine.
The Comment Section Backlash
Apparently, valulosis is a touchy subject. When I wrote about it last time, some readers thought I was heartless, accusing me of terrorizing my parents by tossing their beloved mementos. The irony? The very opposite was true.
I don’t indiscriminately toss keepsakes; I agonize over them. My family actually takes ironic delight in people who take minimalism to the extreme – like Great Aunt Bernice who wouldn’t let a day-old newspaper linger because, in her mind, that was basically hoarding. I appreciate meaningful keepsakes like albums, scrapbooks, and family trinkets, but valulosis isn’t about that. It’s about thinking everything is worth something when most of it really isn’t.
And just to clarify – I’m not saying hoarding is a joke – it’s a real issue. But the slippery slope of assigning exaggerated value to everyday junk? That’s where the comedy can live.
The Box Hoarders’ Anonymous Club
Speaking of assigning value, my husband and I have entered a new phase of life: we are officially Box People. You know, the ones who receive a package, inspect the box it came in, and declare, “We gotta keep this box. What a great box!”
It started with, “This will be handy for wrapping Christmas gifts.” Then it became, “What if we need to ship something?” Now, we have a small storage room in our basement filled with useful boxes. We are one step away from inviting the neighbors over to admire our collection like some sort of museum exhibit:
Here we have the 2023 Amazon Prime Edition – double-walled for durability, pristine corners, practically a fortress. And over here, the rare, discontinued Dayton’s gift box, a true relic of beautiful packaging.
This is how valulosis sneaks up on you. One day, you’re smugly smiling at your parents for keeping a broken recliner, and the next, you’re running out of storage space because every single box is “too good to throw away.”
The Takeaway
That $1200 couch is long gone, and I have no idea what happened to my son’s sandbox-ravaged Beanie Babies after their high-stakes mall exchange. But the lesson remains: Sometimes, stuff is just stuff. The trick is knowing when to hold onto it and when to let it go.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a drawer full of vintage Tupperware lids that need reorganizing. They might be worth something someday.
Let’s Talk About It:
Have you ever discovered a really valuable thing hiding in plain sight that you never imagined would be worth something? Have you ever fallen victim to valulosis? What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve clung to, convinced it was worth a fortune? (Remember, I think you are awesome even if you want to cling to a drawer filled with address labels charities sent to you as a guilt gift.)
Teachers like me hold on to a lot of stuff, and we NEED that stuff! Click here to listen to our podcast episode called Teachers Are Hoarders. I’d love to hear your stories – and let’s be honest, we all have at least one.
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9 Best Purple Shampoos for Grey and Silver Hair
Are you transitioning to your natural grey hair? Are you already sporting full grey or silver? As grey and silver hair become increasingly popular and embraced, maintaining their brightness and avoiding brassiness is key. Purple shampoos are a simple solution, neutralizing yellow undertones while enhancing the cool tones of your hair.
Here are some of the best purple shampoos that keep grey and silver locks looking their best.
- Fanola No Yellow Shampoo – This salon-quality shampoo is a powerhouse for fighting yellow tones.
- L’Oréal Paris EverPure Brass Toning Purple Shampoo – Free from harsh sulfates, this gentle formula nourishes while neutralizing brassiness
- Clairol Shimmer Lights Purple Shampoo – A classic in the world of purple shampoos
- Joico Color Balance Purple Shampoo – Packed with tone-correcting pigments.
Continue reading to discover our list of purple shampoos for grey and silver hair.
Read Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Grey Hair (#4 is Harder Than it Sounds!).
Purple Shampoos for Grey Hair
Fanola No Yellow Shampoo
Why It’s a Favorite:
This salon-quality shampoo is a powerhouse for fighting yellow tones. Its deep purple pigment works wonders for keeping grey and silver hair vibrant.
Perfect For:
Anyone seeking a professional-grade solution for brassiness.
L’Oréal Paris EverPure Brass Toning Purple Shampoo
Why It’s a Favorite:
Free from harsh sulfates, this gentle formula nourishes while neutralizing brassiness. It’s perfect for color-treated hair and offers UV protection.
Perfect For:
Those who prefer affordable, sulfate-free options.
Clairol Shimmer Lights Purple Shampoo
Why It’s a Favorite:
A classic in the world of purple shampoos, this product effectively brightens grey and silver hair while being budget-friendly.
Perfect For:
Anyone looking for a reliable, time-tested formula.
Joico Color Balance Purple Shampoo
Why It’s a Favorite:
Packed with tone-correcting pigments, this shampoo not only eliminates brassiness but also strengthens your hair with its keratin-based formula.
Perfect For:
Those with brittle or damaged hair.
Matrix Total Results So Silver Purple Shampoo
Why It’s a Favorite:
This shampoo doesn’t just tone; it hydrates and smooths hair while enhancing the brightness of silver and grey tones.
Perfect For:
Dry or coarse hair types needing extra hydration.
Pureology Strength Cure Blonde Purple Shampoo
Why It’s a Favorite:
Formulated for both blondes and greys, this sulfate-free shampoo is packed with antioxidants and proteins to repair and protect your hair.
Perfect For:
Eco-conscious individuals seeking a luxurious option.
Amika Bust Your Brass Cool Blonde Shampoo
Why It’s a Favorite:
Known for its vegan and cruelty-free formula, this shampoo brightens and hydrates without harsh chemicals.
Perfect For:
Anyone looking for a gentle yet effective toning shampoo.
dpHUE Cool Blonde Shampoo
Why It’s a Favorite:
Infused with natural ingredients like silk proteins and hibiscus extract, this shampoo not only tones but also strengthens and conditions.
Perfect For:
Those with sensitive scalps or dry hair.
Pravana The Perfect Blonde Purple Toning Shampoo
Why It’s a Favorite:
This richly pigmented shampoo works quickly to banish yellow tones while leaving hair soft and shiny.
Perfect For:
People who need fast results and vibrant toning.
Read How to Apply Makeup for Grey Hair (Video).
Tips for Using Purple Shampoo
Start Slow: Use once or twice a week to avoid over-toning.
Apply Evenly: Distribute the shampoo evenly and let it sit for a few minutes for maximum effect. See the recommended time on the bottle.
Pair with Conditioner: Follow with a matching purple conditioner for extra hydration and toning.
Read How to Highlight and Enhance Your Grey Hair (A Celebrity Stylist Video Interview).
Why Purple Shampoo Works
Purple shampoo is designed with violet pigments to counteract yellow and brassy tones. Grey and silver hair can sometimes pick up these unwanted tones due to environmental factors or product buildup. The purple hue neutralizes these tones, restoring brightness and vibrancy.
With the right purple shampoo, your grey and silver hair can remain as striking and luminous as ever. Whether you’re new to purple shampoo or looking to switch up your routine, one of these nine options is sure to meet your needs.
Read 60 Shades of Grey: Why Women are Going Grey Gracefully.
Read What is the Best Shampoo and Conditioner for Grey Hair, According to Women Over 60?
Let’s Have a Conversation:
Do you use purple shampoo on your grey or silver hair? Which brand is your favorite? Do you have tips for our Sixty & Me readers for using purple shampoos? Tell us about it in the comments below.
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